A member of my office building's management staff recently stopped me in the lobby of the building, where I was wheeling my bike through to take it up to my office. I was told that I could not bring my bike through the lobby, but was supposed to take it down to the bike rack in the garage.
Now here's the thing. I understand that the building management is not being wholly unreasonable in asking cyclists to park their bikes in the garage, but they're not making it easy, either.
(1) No one had ever really told me that I wasn't allowed to bring my bike through the lobby, so it's not exactly a well-defined policy.
(2) The garage seems reasonably secure, as it's not open to the public, requiring keycard access only granted to monthly parkers to get in. But it is neither manned nor has security cameras on the bike area, much less a separate bike cage or room -- the bike rack (old and crappy) is just in a corner of the allotted parking space. It's probably not a major risk, especially compared to other garages in the area, but I still wouldn't want to leave my bike there for a few days (e.g., if I had biked in but then bad weather hit).
(3) The weight of me + bike isn't enough to trigger the garage gate to open, so in order to exit the garage, I have to open the (heavy) fire door with one arm while maneuvering my bike up the single step (also slightly uphill) and through the door with the other. I'm short and have commensurate-length arms. This is a pain.
(4) This is the best part: the building is unwilling to give me keycard access because I'm not a monthly parker (see (2) above). So how am I supposed to get into the garage to use the bike rack as requested, you may ask? Why, bring my bike through the lobby to the garage elevator, of course!
Wait, I hear you thinking, because you have more brains than the entire staff of the building management company combined. Wasn't the problem that you were bringing your bike through the lobby in the first place?
Yes. Yes, it was.
So what we have here is: a solution that not only fails to address the original problem, but is completely illogical, and causes the only party directly involved much aggravation and frustration. Awesome.